What It's Like When Your Not Round (A Love Song)

There are homeless sleeping in the trenches
watching discount VHS'
I see dogs that walk their masters
alarms that don't siren disasters
Parents have their kids in cages
I know that this must sound outrageous
But bears are shitting in the sewers
Worms ate all my fishing lures
I know how crazy this all sounds
Thats what it's like when your not round
My TV's only playing static
hospitals creating addicts
My name has changed, I tell you that?
Buddhists planning sneak attacks
Ants are thinking for themselves
There are hundreds in the wishing well
I know how crazy this all sounds
Thats what it's like when your not round
Clouds are heavy filled with bricks
The rich folks moved out to the sticks
Papers made of human skin
Oh no, here we go again
I know how crazy this all sounds
Thinking of going underground
I wish that I was homeward bound
Cuz thats what Its like when your not round

XKCD

I love this comic. It makes me smile. It also finalizes my placement into the geek box because I think science and computer jokes are funny sometimes too.

Anyway aside from being just plain fantastic the comic also sometimes hits on things I'm thinking about a lot or even feeling (which is the sign of a great....anything)

Things like:
I am not an adult.

Hollywood is not to far off.

feeling this way about someone, thats a good feeling.

and the last one, which pretty much states how I feel about everything. 

Amen. 

So This is What That Feels Like

Im really enjoying the feeling of being happy consecutive days in a row.

Random dialogue

Jerry: Hey duder. Come here.
Tom: What's going on Jer?
Jerry: Tell me do you see that stain on the driveway?
Tom: What stain, Jer?
Jerry: That stain right there. Does that look like blood to you?
Tom: Gee, I dunno. Let me take a look....
*GUNSHOT*
Jerry: Yep. Thought it was blood. Thanks Tom.
Tom: ....

Forced Happiness

Ever feel like people are trying to put one of these on you?

happiness hat from Lauren McCarthy on Vimeo.

Halloween is Coming: So Let's Get Scared!

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I love it. And since it is quickly approaching I thought I would share some scary thing.

First up is a TV Episode called "THE CLOWN" from an old show called One Step Beyond.

A man pins a murder on a mute clown and thinks he's gotten away with it. But then every time he looks into a reflective surface he sees the clown sneaking up behind him.

It's about 30 minutes and it's scary as all hell. Give it a watch when you have the time and I promise you won't be disappointed.

First part is below.
Comment and let me know what you think? Should I post more of this kind of stuff?

See You In My Nightmares